tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

scaryanal:

will you marry me? lol its for a friend

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

lasagnes:

if u think i’m attractive two things

  1. why
  2. never NEVER never see my face irl

lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

image

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

parasailin-sarahpalin:

I don’t want hot sauce,  I want a sauce with a great personality

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